- sister: how's my blush?
- me: good. GOOD. more more! darker DARKER!
- sister: only on the apples?
- me: yeah. hmm...apples? apples of the cheeks. adam's apple. apple of my eye.
- sister: apple bottom!
- me: what the heck is up with the apple?!!
- sister: apple dick.
- sister: i know, right? seriously.
momentary abandonment is so funny!
p.s. i never really liked the term “followers”, i mean…i’m not jesus or the cheerleader at your high school, but thanks anyway.
i accidentally listened to barry white for 5 seconds and got pregnant because of it.