January 2010
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chat
sister: how's my blush?
me: good. GOOD. more more! darker DARKER!
sister: only on the apples?
me: yeah. hmm...apples? apples of the cheeks. adam's apple. apple of my eye.
sister: apple bottom!
me: what the heck is up with the apple?!!
sister: apple dick.
sister: i know, right? seriously.
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peek-a-boo:
momentary abandonment is so funny!
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shout out
p.s. i never really liked the term “followers”, i mean…i’m not jesus or the cheerleader at your high school, but thanks anyway.
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truth
i accidentally listened to barry white for 5 seconds and got pregnant because of it.
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MY HUSBAND CALLS ME HIS BETTER HALF BECAUSE I ‘BETTER HALF’ DINNER ON THE TABLE...
– PEGGY HILL triphop samanthakayyy annacannabis rickjamesbitch itsshelbybaby (via bodyparts)
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When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you.
– Nietzsche (via peep-toe-shoes)
STARE INTO THE ABYSS MAKE IT BLINK FIRST
(via shoestring)
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